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山姆在河里捉到一条大鱼,高兴的回到家里和老婆说:“看,我们有炸鱼吃了!”
“炸鱼耗电。”
“那就烤!”
“烤鱼要烧碳!”
“那就用刀切了,吃生鱼片。”
“你疯了吗,炼钢产业可是碳排放大户!”
山姆气死了,走到河边把鱼扔了回去。那鱼在水里划了一个半圆,上身出水,举起右鳍激动地高呼:“Greta Thunberg万岁!”

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